Wishful Thinking

Have you ever sat and wondered what are the things that you “wished you were” ? Have you ever sat and felt “Wish I could be like ....... (sigh)” Here is a compiled list of the ones that I wish for.

1. I wish I had intense eyes like Anthony Hopkins and yet the physique of Arjun Rampal.
2. I wish I could be as sexy as Jack Nicholson. (Nobody, just NOBODY is so sexy)
3. I wish I could own a Willy’s jeep. The original one.
4. I wish I knew all the table manners.
5. I wish I had a female fan following like Brad Pitt.
6. I wish I could have written a blockbuster like Chetan Bhagat’s first.
7. I wish I could smell like Ferrari Black ALL the time.
8. I wish I could sketch like Samir Biswas.
9. I wish I did not look like Shakti Kapoor whenever I don on my new Oakley’s.
10. I wish I had an arse like John Abraham’s.
11. I wish I could dress up in a faded jeans and a t-shirt and yet look suave.
12. I wish I could speak as well as PKV.
13. I wish I could sing as well as Shyamal Mitra.
14. I wish I could don on the apron and cook magic for my wife (Not always – would be setting a bad precedent).
15. I wish I had the money to matter.
16. I wish I owned an airlines like Virgin (and the stewardesses, mind you).
17. I wish I did not chew my nails.
18. I wish I was as enigmatic as Budhhodeb Guho.
19. I wish I had one more Omega and one more Tag.
20. I wish I had no toothache.
21. I wish I could understand “What Women Want”.
22. I wish I could PIP.
23. I wish I could dig my nose in public, make a naaru and stick ‘em everywhere, marking my territory.
24. I wish …..
25. I wish ………….
26. I wish I had met Kuurchi years earlier.

Inspired by an article by Scribbler. They say “imitation is the greatest form of flattery.”